Sick Jokes For Sicker People
Thanks for stopping by and checking out our sick and wrong gift store. As you can see we’re not politically correct or “woke” here, but we do have humorous “cures” for bad breath and “erectile dysfunction” if you can appreciate the demented and twisted prank possibilities that remote controlled fart machines, cat butt chewing gum, fake dog turds, “Instant Erection Instruction Kits”, and other ridiculous toys and tools offer to help you alleviate what physically or mentally bothers you in this totally absurd world gone mad !
And that’s what we have here: Dark Humor. Everything from amusing and entertaining novelty items, to crude and disgusting jokes, in every dark form imaginable to bother your insane sensibilities. Gifts that embarrass, jokes that are “payback”, totally gross and inappropriate gags for most party events.
These presents and novelty jokes bring more than laughter and tears. Bachelor and Bachelorette parties beware, the “sick fun” is about to begin.
At SickJokes.com we plan to share the sickest of them all, because as has been said many times, “In sickness there’s health”, and you really want to own these sick toys and tools !
Whether it’s verbal or visual, tactile or sensory, those items are here on our site. We encourage you to check us out. And, if you have something to share or something you want, just drop us a line: Email: Fun@SickJokes.com .
Find Your Sickness Level For Humor Below
Condoms 101 for Newbies
The history of condoms starts here.
Kink & BDSM For Beginners
Kinky sexual behavior is often associated with distasteful acts, and twisted inappropriate behavior, but offers the opportunity to explore your humorous side for jokes and prank gifts to give that “special person” on occasions that call for novelty, classless presents.
Toy Dolls That Inflate Into Women
People that have sex with inanimate objects might be considered weird by those who don’t, so why not help them out with a tasteless, blow up doll that would make for a funny and functional “White Elephant” gag gift at the next office party.
Lubes & Sex Oils That Work
The history of exotic oils and sexual lubricants starts here.
Riding Crops
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Creative Toys
Dildos
Since the beginning of recorded time objects shaped like the human penis have been used as functional phallic shaped objects in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. Origins of the word vary, from the Italian “Diletto” meaning to delight, to Old English and the name Dildo which referred to a penis shaped plug used to secure a rowing oar into the side of a boat. Ice Age people 28,000 years ago were playing around with them, and today they come in many shapes, sizes with the goal being the same: fulfillment of sexual desires.
Only Worn Once
Condoms
The oldest condom in the world to still exist was recently found in Lund, Sweden, and was last used around 1640 AD, having been made from some pretty endurable pig intestine. The 384 year old crusted condom was apparently reusable and came with an owner’s manual written in Latin (“veni vidi cito”). The instructions recommended washing the condom in warm milk after use as if the scrodded lactose left in it by the jolly old ejaculating soul wasn’t milk enough !
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As Big as an Elephant's Trunk
