About SickJokes.com…Our Manifesto

If you’re now just asking yourself “Why”…. It’s because someone had to make this website… and apparently it was us.

SickJokes.com is a “sick and wrong… plain and simple” online adult gift store and unapologetic sexual wellness humor directory — one of the world’s least respectable sources for novelty items, uncomfortable laughter, and educational material nobody asked for.

If you came here looking for dignity, you took a wrong turn several exits back.

Our Philosophy

Our approach to life is simple:
Spend the money. Give your inheritance away. Have fun. Help other people laugh at their absurdities in life.

We believe humor is a medical condition — contagious, incurable, and occasionally accompanied by mild hallucinations. As a great philosopher once said:

“In sickness, there is health.”

We don’t know which morally questionable philosopher said that. It might’ve been Socrates, or Alfred E Neuman. It might’ve been your neighbor after three margaritas. Who cares? It sounds profound enough to print on a mug.

Here at SickJokes.com, we celebrate the absurd, the obnoxious, the barely legal, the questionably ethical, and the enthusiastically dysfunctional. Your sick journey is about to begin…

What We Offer

At SickJokes.com, our shelves and minds are stocked with things your family won’t approve of:

  • Ridiculous gag gifts for your friends and enemies.
  • Sexual wellness “tools” and novelty items your therapist would ask about.
  • Dark humor so potent it needs an FDA warning label and flashlight.
  • Absurd articles, guides, and tutorials written by people who probably shouldn’t be trusted
  • And an entire directory of things that prove society is doomed.
  • Our goal is to push boundaries, poke fun at everything sacred, and make you howl with laughter in public places.

Why We Exist

Because life is short.
Because civilization is collapsing.
Because laughter is therapy, and therapy is twisted humor.
Because someone needed to build a website where you can almost buy a novelty item called The Really Cheap Instant Erection Kit without shame or eye contact.

We are that someone.
And now you are part of this questionable legacy.

Who Are You?

So that’s who we are—your friendly neighborhood eccentrics.
Now tell us who you are — the brave soul who willingly typed “SickJokes.com” into a browser and didn’t immediately call Social Services or a Crisis Hotline.

Got an idea? A product suggestion?
A fever dream?
A childhood trauma you think we could turn into merch?

We’re listening.

Email Us:

📧 Fun@SickJokes.com
(We read every email. Except the sane ones. Those go straight to spam.)